I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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