i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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