I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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