You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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