Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
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so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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