yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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