Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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