You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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