i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
The feeling are messing with the penis
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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