well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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