she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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