brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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