I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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