He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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