She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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