I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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