is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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