i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Randomize
