All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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