God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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