it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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