it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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