just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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