Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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