Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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