Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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