My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
