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sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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