Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Randomize
