Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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