Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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