i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
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how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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