I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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