How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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