Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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