Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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