But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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