I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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