My brain says no but my pants say off.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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