FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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