i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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