omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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