How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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