I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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