That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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