dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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