Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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