I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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