shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I'm passing your future prison.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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