i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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