It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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