Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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