Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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