Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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