New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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